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if your life is fucking awesome, brag about it here. Also, please reblog and/or follow! Most importantly, tell me why your life is fucking awesome!!

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21 September 11

Want to make an extra $4k/per month?

During the past 2 weeks I have changed my life
check out my blog http://www.blogger.com-id.us/v/?u=1IV

9 December 10

Reblogged: thebestoftexans-deactivated2011

8 December 10

received a 94% on an exam that I never learned the material for :)

20 October 10

submit a post telling me why your life is awesome!

11 October 10

HOLLY JONES COMPLETES ME

mlifa, I am homeless and jobless, But my life is still better than anyones because my girlfriend is amazing. I Love you holly jones

24 March 10

Nice!

I just got early admission to grad school! I start off at 70,000 dollars a year when I graduate in 3 years. I get PAID to travel to anywhere I want in the US! I love what I am doing and life is AWESOME!!

18 November 09

Malibu baybreeze=yummo fucking awesomeeee

Posted: 11:42 AM
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reblog if you wish Farrokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was still alive!

his music never ceases to give me an awesome day :)

17 November 09

Omfg I can’t believe I forgot to post this sooner! On Friday when i went to visit my sister, I saw a motherfucking BALD EAGLE flying. Yup, that’s right. I saw the badass of all birds.

Posted: 8:38 PM

my life is so fucking awesome because of my kickass lazy honors lit teacher!

This is what happens when he’s not watching:

The dinosaur has eaten your face because it was craving a snack. It smells like fish…what the fuck even does that mean, seriously? My sweatshirt is stanky when raped around my KILLER ROBIT PISS PARTY in the SUNDAY, SUNDAY CORN CIRCLES. Nothing but UFOs and Oprah Winfrey and don’t even think Mariah Carey. SHE’S CUMMING ON ME, HER WOMANPENIS IS ALL SPEWING PORN OMG WANT TO EAT IT ALL. Cheezburgrs are so warm and greasy like mommy in the NO MORE PRONS. Keyboard muffins stay up, watch tv, and live in cornfields? Building huts with George and Mr. Rogers. In a field a Mudkip lieks all of the tasty new treats that Mr. Mime brought from Taco Bell. Gordita’s and other miscellaneous household items are easily found scattered about the large prison door, and frozen in you own mother’s vag- OMG LOLWUT

MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh