September 2011
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December 2010
2 posts
In other news, I make fucking awesome pancakes.
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received a 94% on an exam that I never learned the material for :)
October 2010
2 posts
submit a post telling me why your life is awesome!
HOLLY JONES COMPLETES ME
mlifa, I am homeless and jobless, But my life is still better than anyones because my girlfriend is amazing. I Love you holly jones
March 2010
1 post
Nice!
I just got early admission to grad school! I start off at 70,000 dollars a year when I graduate in 3 years. I get PAID to travel to anywhere I want in the US! I love what I am doing and life is AWESOME!!
November 2009
25 posts
Malibu baybreeze=yummo fucking awesomeeee
reblog if you wish Farrokh Bulsara (Freddie...
Omfg I can’t believe I forgot to post this sooner! On Friday when i went to visit my sister, I saw a motherfucking BALD EAGLE flying. Yup, that’s right. I saw the badass of all birds.
my life is so fucking awesome because of my...
This is what happens when he’s not watching:
The dinosaur has eaten your face because it was craving a snack. It smells like fish…what the fuck even does that mean, seriously? My sweatshirt is stanky when raped around my KILLER ROBIT PISS PARTY in the SUNDAY, SUNDAY CORN CIRCLES. Nothing but UFOs and Oprah Winfrey and don’t even think Mariah Carey. SHE’S CUMMING ON ME, HER WOMANPENIS IS...
“A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. “You...”
totinosbillymaysrolls:
Morgan...
my uncle got pulled over while listening to hey...
he was going nearly 80 in a 55 in a Miata.
all I could think of was this:
…AND THAT’S WHEN I GOT PULLED OVER
omg mtv's doing a reality show with guidos
heycanyousmileformerealquick:
It’s called Jersey Shore
someone told me they wanted to live on the Jersey Shore and I don’t think they were kidding. :|
OH MY GOD.
THIS IS GOING TO BE.
FUCKING.
AWESOME.
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TO ALL OF MY NEW [AND OLD!] FOLLOWERS:
Thanks so much for choosing to follow me! Although my life is pretty fucking awesome, this page cannot exist on my stories alone. Please tell me why your life is fucking awesome! It can be something from a news story, like how balloon boy’s life is fucking awesome, or something from your own life. We all love a good story, so tell me yours! Thanks! -mk <3
having a time machine or some other sort of device to un-see the n00dz you just saw of your boyfriend’s little sister WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME
whenever I watch 90210, I pretend that Aunt Becky is on there because Uncle Jesse left her for me :)
[because I am fucking awesome]
Christmas music is fucking awesomeee <3
My English 142 teacher is really super strict and I GOT 100% ON THIS PAPER THAT I’VE BEEN STRESSING ABOUT!
MY LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEE
sorry guys, my life hasn’t been very fucking awesome this week :/
maybe you should tell me why your life is fucking awesome to cheer me up? thanks <3
In 1990...
…I raped and murdered a young girl, and now I have a show on Fox News.
My life is fucking awesome.
ANTIQUES ROADSHOW IS ON
MY LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEE
October 2009
18 posts
my sister carved a pedobear pumpkin
she is fucking awesomeeee
this kid is fucking awesome
meysell:
supposedly, some kid at braddock (a school near us) got control of the PA system and announced “The Game.”
omfg
Today, while being exceptionally bored I typed in “Fo” to see what suggestions came up. One was “fo’ shizzle my nizzle”. Intrigued I clicked on it to find this: “fo shizzle ma nizzle” is a bastardization of “fo’ sheezy mah neezy” which is a bastardization of “for sure mah nigga” which is a bastdardization of “I concur...
nutella is fucking awesome
NUTELLA IS SO GOOD, IT’S LIKE LOLCATS WEARING WOLFSHIRTS WHILE PLAYING “THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR” THEME SONG ON A KEYBOARD.
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I just played on Wizard101 for about 3 hours...
Can’t believe it, but troofax
all the potheads at my school now have facebooks
katiiish:
day is made
her day was fucking awesome
how was your life fucking awesome today?
my life is REALLY fucking awesome today!
my boyfriend called, saying that he won a cruise from work. I’M GOING TO THE BAHAMAS FOR MY BIRTHDAYYYY! my life is seriously fucking awesomely amazing
THIS MADE MY LIFE FUCKING AWESOME
Whenever I’m listening to Party In The USA, and Miley goes “YAAAAEEEEAAAEEAAEEAA” I always imagine that’s her sex noise
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Today, I blew off my friends to play neopets, and I won a Spooky Paint Brush from Test Your Strength while doing my dailies. My life is fucking awesome!
Today, while eating some hershey kisses, I noticed it was raining outside. I then wrote a song about “Chocolate Rain”, and it became an internet sensation! My life is fucking AWESOME!
my life is fucking awesome
I hacked a teacher’s computer and rickrolled the entire school during a pep assembly. my life is FUCKING AWESOME!
Today, I got in a fight at school, and my mom decided I had to go live in California with my aunt and uncle. I’m gonna be a fucking prince, bitches!
my life is fucking awesome
two days ago, I hid in my attic while the entire country was duped into thinking I was in a runaway balloon. my life is fucking awesome!
September 2009
6 posts
On last.fm, I’m the number one listener of my favorite band. I rule and my life is fucking awesome!